Go here. Now.
http://www.fatcyclist.com/2008/05/02/has-it-been-only-one-day/
Then, after you're done reading, go hug your loved ones. Or a willing stranger. Talk with your neighbor. Whatever. Just show some love.
The future is uncertain and the end is always near, as Jim Morrison said.
Back to the fun stuff later.
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- Hautacam
- Another middle aged guy blathering on about things that are probably of very little interest to anyone else. Except the rock and roll part. Lots of people like rock and roll.
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Some places you might like to visit
- 333FAB
- All City Coffee
- Backcountry Bicycle Trails Club
- Belgium Knee Warmers
- Bikesport
- Branford Bike
- Camp Nor'wester
- Cascade Bicycle Studio
- Collins Pub
- Fat Cyclist
- Hup United
- International Mountain Bicycling Association
- Jon Gross Photography
- King County (WA) Parks
- Mud and Cowbells
- Pez Cycling News
- Sheldon Brown's bicycle websites
- Slow Food USA
- Sound Sports
- SV Pax Vobiscum
- Zanconato custom cycles
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